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#31 Postby khy » Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:57 pm

Vreau doar sa ma asigur ca stii ca probabil un tip usor overweight, cu ochelari, par pe piept, who codes php (sau ce-o fi) for food a programat-o ;)

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#32 Postby Humbert » Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:04 pm

eu sunt un tip usor overweight, cu ochelari si par pe piept. :))
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#33 Postby Humbert » Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:09 pm

e foarte tare pt ca nu are raspunsuri pre-programate la intrebari, ci le da in functie de intrebare si de conversatia de pana atunci, adica interactioneaza cu tine, adica se poate spune ca gandeste. e startrek la mine-n dormitor.
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#34 Postby Humbert » Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:40 pm

hai sa-ti explic nitel diferenta dintre tine si khy, mai pirania mai. khy este o tipa desteapta si cu simtul umorului care are delicatetea de a lua o autoironie drept ceea ce este, iar tu esti un baietel cu o pasiune pentru afirmarea evidentei care da din gura mai mult decat trebuie fara sa se gandeasca niciun moment ca o posibila alternativa la a-si baga nasul intr-o conversatie unde nu-i fierbe oala ar fi sa taca pur si simplu.
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#35 Postby post » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:00 pm

Hai mai ca nu-i ca si cum ar fi prima aplicatie de AI* facuta vreodata... Eu candva am vrut sa-mi fac propriul robot, da' mi-a fost prea lene. Voiam sa-l fac specializat pe poezii, sa stie ce cuvant rimeaza cu altul, sa invete niste ritmuri si apoi sa-mi genereze perle spre bucuria mea egoista. L-as fi botezat, plagiator cum sunt, Abulafia 2.

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#36 Postby Humbert » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:19 pm

bine, stiu ca AI nu e ceva nou, doar ca n-am avut pana acum ocazia sa vad asa ceva la lucru
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#37 Postby Humbert » Sun Dec 17, 2006 3:56 pm

deci e ceva mai complicat aici. dintr-o gluma am descoperit o chestie foarte interesanta legata de AI, filosofia mintii si a limbajului, logica modala samd
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#38 Postby merveiozu » Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:42 pm

s-a prostit roboata, zice numai i have no answer for that.

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#39 Postby M3K » Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:48 pm

da, de la blonda aia n-am scos nici un cuvintel in afara de "I have no answers for that". in schimb alice e super tare:

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#40 Postby nomade » Thu Jan 04, 2007 12:34 pm

George: Where do you live?
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#41 Postby teejay » Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:09 pm

Human: what time is it at your place?
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#42 Postby Ali Baba » Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:26 pm

A picat yahoo'ul or what? :D

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#43 Postby teejay » Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:32 pm

iti vine sa crezi ca vb de 2 ore cu ea? :))
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#44 Postby Selkia » Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:33 pm

freakin scary. tj, just don't fall for her or smth.
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#45 Postby Xenia » Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:09 am

:)

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#46 Postby malamute » Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:31 pm

ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
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#47 Postby tractoristu' » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:36 pm

iubitorii de cazmale aplicate cu simt de raspundere vor gasi aici mirifica serie postal. absolut toata!

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#48 Postby teejay » Mon May 21, 2007 11:10 pm

Cate nopti am pierdut eu :D
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#49 Postby scaiete » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:40 pm

sunt ignorant in privinta jocurilor pe calculator si am primit o comanda. care arata a cod secret pt mine:

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#50 Postby scaiete » Wed Dec 19, 2007 7:56 pm

multumesc mult! deci e halo 3....eu am crezuit ca e "Hal zero trei" :)

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#51 Postby Fu Manchu » Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:42 pm

03 e nepotu ala micu a lu' HAL care a plecat in spatiu, nebunu' ala cu odiseea, de acolo cred ca il stii

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#52 Postby scaiete » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:20 pm

clar de acolo il stiu. i-am incurcat intr-un hal fara de hal

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#53 Postby teejay » Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:15 pm

are careva jocuri de psp? :D
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#54 Postby malamute » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:48 pm

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#55 Postby teejay » Wed Mar 12, 2008 10:50 pm

bre. care e codul? ca nu pot trece mai departe :=)
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Re: Gamez

#56 Postby misu » Sat Mar 15, 2008 5:58 pm

teejay wrote:Ce va pasioneaza? Mie unu imi place la nebunie sa joc ore intregi Warcraft III pe bnet.


pe ce server ?

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#57 Postby teejay » Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:23 pm

misu wrote:
teejay wrote:Ce va pasioneaza? Mie unu imi place la nebunie sa joc ore intregi Warcraft III pe bnet.


pe ce server ?


eurobattle.net :) ala free
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#58 Postby teejay » Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:18 pm

100 (Good) Reasons You know You Play Too Much StarCraft
When . . .

# You know everyone on Bnet. Everyone on Bnet knows you
# You give people your Bnet username instead of your phone number
# You know, by heart, how many hits it takes a marine to destroy a Battlecruiser
# You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
# You try to insult someone with a starcraft quote
# You refer to your friends as your "marine buddies"
# You get 3 fellow "marines" and try to take on the neighbor's "base"
# You see your friend in a fight and shout "We must join our brethren in battle!"
# You're sleeping with your girl and accidentally scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name
# If you see a 'blur' in the air you start screaming "The DT's are coming!"
# You see someone having a smoke and you ask "need a light? (buuurrnnnn)"
# You fail your English assignments for using the words "Uber", "Chobo", and "Gosu"
# You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing
# You can't sleep if you don't play at least 15 minutes
# You forgot you had school
# You close your eyes and see that game where you win against 8 players
# You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is
# You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
# You start seeing Marines in your bedroom
# Other people start seeing Marines in your bedroom
# Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- Priceless
# You try and get your girlfriend addicted to StarCraft
# You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
# You ask your girlfriend to come watch you micro and judge it
# Your mom threatens to ground you if you don't stop playing, and you superglue your hands to the keyboard and mouse
# All day long, all you are looking forward to is getting on Bnet to calm down those cravings
# Your teacher asks for your homework and you try to stasis cell her to give you time to get away
# You kill 12 people because your computer crashed right when you were about to win a 200 hour game
# A Geforce 2 MX, Pentium 2, 64k memory, dial up connection, and 10 gb hard drive is all the gaming power anyone should need
# You are running linux, SC is the only game you have successfully been able to cross over, and SC is the only game you plan on attempting to cross over
# You get a D- on a math test and your mom takes action by banning you from the computer. Two days later YOU take action by jumping out of your apartment window
# Your teacher gives you a speech in the hall that you need to pay attention and stop pretending that writing utensils are warring ships, or least make them carriers because bcs suck
# You know who spiked the eggnog because you did it
# You buy the Starcraft CD 8 times because you keep losing the CD key
# You get angry and storm around the house and sulk for a week because they killed Tassadar
# You get really angry at Kerrigan and mutter under your breath about "how she made you kill Fenix"
# You name your son Fenix
# Your ISP complains about how you abuse their "unlimited online time" policy
# You connect to Bnet and you get a personalized response welcoming you back
# You find yourself looking for a "learn Korean in 3 months" book at the local library
# Your dad bumps into a man going to Korea at the airport and starts a conversation about sc even though he's never played a single game
# You notice the smiley face on the side of power generators
# You call your parents the judicators and when you ask for money you ask for 20 minerals
# You wish your nurse would follow you but she always runs away somewhere
# Somehow you get the Korean Starcraft channel
# Your starcraft friends are the only people who understand what you're saying
# Someone asks "Are you ready?" and you reply "jacked up & good to go!"
# You named your two sons (first and middle names) Jim Raynor and Alexei Stukov
# You bring SC stuffed animals to show and tell
# You found a way to make clones of yourself, but their energy ran out before anyone could believe you
# You have nightmares where you're a marine and the rest of your squad just died from an ultralist attack
# You figure out which SC units all your friends are most like
# You find ways to get back on sc even if your computer is broken
# You've written essays on "why sc is better than warcraft"
# You don't bother checking out other games anymore
# You've typed in /stats c0ke
# You have dreams of things you could have done differently to change the outcome of a game
# You join other channels such as "Starcraft AUS-1" just to say how much the USA Channel ownz it
# You always say "ally at end" with your dad on a chess game
# You scream MEDIC! when you're hurt
# You say, shoot me but don't take my SC!
# You went mad when you finally found out there is no internet during camping trips
# You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere
# You've given up and made your own Starcraft2
# You begin to think that your best friend could be an infested zerg creature from Char
# You've learned to survive with 1 hour of sleep every night
# You blame the extinction of the Protoss race on a guy who can't speak english
# US Generals start building supply depots in front of their armies
# You suspect zerglings are buried in your backyard waiting to pounce on you
# You've been held back in school for 3 years straight due to sc
# You'll go that extra mile for that creep styled carpet you've always wanted
# On test forms you fill in your race as terran, protoss, or zerg
# For Christmas, you make a firebat santa claus and his 9 mutadeer
# When you die you're having your coffin shot out into space
# Whenever you go somewhere with your friends you always say "let's move"
# On ash wednesday you smear the ashes all over your face to look like a firebat
# You want to be a Korean so you can be the best Starcraft player ever
# For a science project, you test out plague on the whole science class
# Your computer greets you with "Good Day, Commander"
# A queen actually infests your CC
# Your friend owes you a billion minerals from bets
# You start seeing everyone with health bars below them
# You swear there's a lurker under your clothes pile
# Your therapist has given up on you.
# Your best replays are of getting slaughtered for an hour
# Every day is a good day to die
# You're away message has said "Playing StarCraft" for the last 7 years
# You have a chronic fear of blurry things
# On resumes you give your starcraft stats. You always get the job
# You realize your girlfriend has dumped you. You console yourself by playing more sc
# You have 1000 wins and still suck
# "God for a day, Newb for a lifetime" -Ancient SC Saying
# "I came, I saw... I died" -Ancient SC Saying
# Your CD case tells you to keep playing
# Having the choices to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom… you decide to keep playing
# You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
# Overlords just sound like they woke up and haven't had coffee yet.
# You tried the "ultralisk ate my homework" excuse. It worked!
# Sleeping is a form of withdrawal
# You're still playing
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#59 Postby Mocka Rolla » Mon May 26, 2008 9:34 am

pojar, zi-mi si mie cu ce se maninca Guitar Hero asta? ai luat pentru pc sau pentru wii?

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#60 Postby Pojar » Wed May 28, 2008 12:48 am

scuze, nu prea intru pe aici...

guitar hero vine pt PS2, PS3, X-Box... Wii or PC nu stiu, dar cred ca sint....


de jucat e simplu, ca in orice alt joc incarci CD-ul, chitara tine loc de game pad.

butoanele sint pe chitara, riff, etc in culori diferite. cind apesi pe unul din butoane se adue o nota. depinde daca este corecta sau nu, cistigi puncte.

pe ecran apare un fel de karaoke.... think star wars intro script "in a galaxy far, far away"... etc. pe masura ce cintecul progreseaza, chestia asta se indeparteaza de tine - suna idiot, dar nu stiu cum sa explic...

in loc de silabe (karaoke) apar butoanele colorate, care apasate in ordinea indicata redau diferite note, note care compun cintecul.
daca apesi un buton gresit, stii imediat - auzi, apoi pierzi puncte.

pe masura ce nivelele cresc, cintecele sint mai dificile, mai repede, etc.
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